I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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