well most of my day revolves around power hour
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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