he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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