And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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