i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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