I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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