Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
We are two peas in an std pod
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
