Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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