Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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