I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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