Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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