Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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