i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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