Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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