I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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