They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Randomize