this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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