Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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