i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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