i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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