How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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