i permit you to call me
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
please don't ironically join a cult
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