i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
