Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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