I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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