Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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