Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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