Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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