I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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