So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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