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My hand turned me down
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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