It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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