How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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