so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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