I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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