found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Randomize
