Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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