i just had sex bonerless
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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