i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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