I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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