I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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