I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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