it wasn't lemon gatorade
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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