I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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