I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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