Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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