Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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