3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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