I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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