What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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