So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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