You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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