I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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