so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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