you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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