I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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